OMG: Brenda Song, Pregnant with Miley Cyrus' Brother's Baby

WOW, news flash of the century (or week)—Brenda Song is pregnant with Miley Cyrus' brother, Trace's, baby.

You read that right. We flipped our shiitake mushrooms when we read the headline on PerezHilton.com. Brenda plays our favorite Disney sidekicks (see: Get a Clue and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody) and Andrew Garfield's pyromaniac girlfriend in the Oscar-nominated movie The Social Network, but we never expected all this Disney love to lead to a baby bump. Preggers? Really?? A few questions: Will this baby have a twangy accent and a penchant for overly accessorizing its wardrobe? We feel like we barely had enough time to celebrity date-name these two (Brace? Trenda?). How weird is it to say Aunt Miley (or Aunt Hannah)? Also, will Disney have to start offering daycare services for its stars?

JUST LOOK AT THEM.

But now that we can breathe again, we really do wish the best for Brenda and Trace. What do you think they'll name their baby?

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